I really need to learn to proofread things before I fire them off onto the internet. I just type random garbage and hit send before I even know what I've typed most the time.
So..
WHO WANTS TO BE MY SECRETARY?!
I'll give you a lovely corner of my house where I'll throw you crunch berries every now and again.. and if you're REALLY good I might even pay you with pocket change so you can get yourself a nice gumball.
ps: I'm not going to proofread this, either. SEE HOW MUCH I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE?












